Thursday, December 1, 2011

Review: Unholy Magic


Unholy Magic
Unholy Magic by Stacia Kane

My rating: 4 of 5 stars



These books are so good, so gritty, dirty, violent and vivid that they affect my dreams. A "heroine" with a sordid past of many foster homes and abuse, who is a drug addict and go to girl for the local drug lord as well as a necromancer for the government. A government that is a Church - but there is no faith, only truth... and no gods. And there are the restless and malevolent spirits of the dead in this post-apocalyptic America, which the Church guarantees to keep away from you, or you will be enormously compensated.



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Sunday, November 13, 2011

Review: Tender Morsels


Tender Morsels
Tender Morsels by Margo Lanagan

My rating: 4 of 5 stars



A fleshed-out version of Snow White and Rose Red. Definitely at the adult end of YA, this is a story set in a fictional town of the Middle Ages, of a girl who suffers terrible abuses, and magically escapes with the product of these abuses - her two daughters - to her own "personal heaven", to raise them. Graphic, visceral, magical.



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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Review: The Book of Human Skin


The Book of Human Skin
The Book of Human Skin by Michelle Lovric

My rating: 4 of 5 stars



This book pretty much encapsulates everything I love about reading. I love it when a book can throw you right back to a particular time or place, and keep you there thoroughly engrossed until, all too soon, one must return to cold, harsh reality... but with a desire to google for more juicy details. No need to re-hash plot details here, as everyone else seems to have done that, suffice to say, very cleverly researched and written from varying points of view (and fonts), fascinating reading.



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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Review: The Scorpio Races


The Scorpio Races
The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater

My rating: 4 of 5 stars



An incredibly stylish re-imagining of the kelpie myth. Fast paced, edgy, yet beautifully descriptive of an island haunted by water horses from the sea. A remote island that time has seemingly forgotten, except for the month of November each year when these kelpies are perilously captured by humans and raced against each other, often to the death, for a small fortune. Water horses who glide the ocean deeps like mermaids, and seek to eat human flesh and blood and leave the sea at night to prey in the dark, like vampires. I have read many a story in which kelpies played a small part, and it was an absolute delight to read a whole book devoted to just them and no other fae creature, even though the author took many liberties with the kelpie mythology, it just didn't matter because it was so damn brilliant.



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Monday, September 26, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

Review: Spy Glass


Spy Glass
Spy Glass by Maria V. Snyder

My rating: 3 of 5 stars



Very readable, but extremely predictable and followed the same series pattern over and over. Opal gets into a scrape, gets captured, gets free. Opal gets into a scrape, gets captured, gets free. At least in this book she finally took some fighting and surviving lessons from master spy Valek. Oh, and, Stockholm syndrome alert! Ending up with the same bloke who tortured her beyond endurance earlier in the series! Glad I took the plunge and finally committed to finishing this after leaving it alone for so long.



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Monday, August 29, 2011

First viewing of Game of Thrones

We watched the very first episode of Game of Thrones last night. I thought I'd put down my impressions before going to see what everyone else thinks of it. It's got all the right elements for a fantastic series, it's fantasy, right, medieval-ish, it's got Sean Bean in it and that big bloke from Stargate with dreads who never wore the uniform and never said much. And Peter Dinklage. But, woah. It was kind of like a cross between violent medieval porn and the covers of those paperback bodice rippers I loved in my late teens. Was it just me, or was there a lot of boobs, both male and female. Possibly more man boobs. And, I dunno, but there was just too much nasty boinking for a 1st episode. Where's it going to go from here? Character development? I would have liked to have got to know everybody a little better BEFORE seeing them with all their clothes off. And, oh, incest too. Nice touch. Though I guess family did do each other way back when (so I guess it's okay in fantasyland). But, on the up side, it did have Sean Bean. And dire wolves. It definitely made me want to read the book. Jury still out on whether to continue watching. I'd watch it for the children, the wolves, and the pale brother and sister. They were kind of intriguing.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Review: Hush, Hush


Hush, Hush
Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick

My rating: 3 of 5 stars



Started this last night. Within the VERY FIRST PARAGRAPH I discovered a small annoyance. Our man (who later turns out to be "the baddie") is finishing up a tryst with a peasant wench by a river in olden days France. He rips a silver buckle off his SHOE and gives it to her as, well, compensation I guess, and then proceeds to pull on his BOOTS and heads home to the chateau. I'm not just being picky. Pulling a silver buckle off a shoe to give to someone presents a very specific picture, particularly if your man is a French Duc (that's French for duke) in 1565 France.

Otherwise, quite a nice, fun read, with a bit of nephilim lore thrown in from the edges. Although why a fallen angel, ageless, who has been around, like, forever, would think a high school girl who is slightly anaemic and the offspring of nephilim (although that doesn't seem to make her special in any particular way?) the best thing since sliced bread, is beyond me. Isn't it enough that the new boy in school likes the girl and they can both be all angsty about it, but he has to be a fallen angel too? Also, most of the tension was from our girl, Nora, not knowing exactly who or what Patch (fallen angel) was, and they never had time or place to talk about it. EXCEPT there were numerous times when Patch drove her home, either rescuing or just giving a lift, and apparently they never had a conversation in the car... they just "arrived" at her farmhouse..??

However, it was far less mind-numbing then Twilight, and I didn't want to slap Nora around quite as much as Bella. The End :)




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Friday, July 29, 2011

Review: Hush, Hush


Hush, Hush
Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick

My rating: 0 of 5 stars



Started this last night. Within the VERY FIRST PARAGRAPH I had an issue with something. Our man is finishing up a tryst with a peasant wench by a river in olden days France. He rips a buckle off his SHOE and gives it to her as, well, compensation I guess, and then proceeds to pull on his BOOTS and heads home to the chateau. Sigh...



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Sunday, June 12, 2011

Review: Ill Wind


Ill Wind (Weather Warden, #1)Ill Wind by Rachel Caine

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


Fantastic, rollickingly good and laugh out-loud in places urban fantasy read. Weather, fire and air mages, Djinns, demons, mystery, action and a little romance to add spice to the mix. And, it's the first in a series of nine - of course! Now, to check that library catalogue...!



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Friday, June 10, 2011

Review: The Alchemist


The AlchemistThe Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


A deceptively simple fable, told simply, about very deep things. Yeah, I'm going to have to read this again, but slowly this time.



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Monday, May 23, 2011

Review: I am Number Four


I am Number FourI am Number Four by Pittacus Lore

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


I actually want to give this a 2.5. Not quite good enough for 3 stars, and not quite bad enough for 2 stars. It read like a movie script, the writing was in first person and quite truncated. There were "new kid in high school" cliches and action movie sequence cliches everywhere - right from the start there's a chase scene and our hero jumps across a ravine *sigh*. Maybe it'll make a great movie, I've yet to find out.



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Monday, May 16, 2011

Review: The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie


The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie (Flavia de Luce, #1)The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


A thoroughly bewitching read that filled me with the urge to google Queen Victoria and philately. It even made chemistry interesting.



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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Review: Bitter Seeds


Bitter Seeds (Milkweed Triptych, #1)Bitter Seeds by Ian Tregillis

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


Nazi supermen versus British warlocks and god-like beings, trying to tip the balance of World War II in their favour. Fantastic ideas, compelling read. Can't wait for the sequels!



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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Review: The White Witch


The White WitchThe White Witch by Elizabeth Goudge

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


Published in 1958 and set in England during the Civil War period of 1642, The White Witch gently follows the slowly intertwining fortunes of the Haslewood family in a rural village in Oxfordshire, the local "white" witch Froniga who is their cousin and who is also related to a band of gypsies who periodically seek safe harbour in the local woods, as well as spies in the Civil War, one of which is her unconsummated lover of ten years. Beautifully evocative descriptions of the English countryside and fascinating insights into customs of the time and the Romany peoples made this a delightful slow read, and made one fight the urge to constantly consult a herbal.



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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Review: Vivian Rising


Vivian RisingVivian Rising by Daniella Brodsky

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


A great holiday read, just a little deeper then your regular chick-lit. I suspect anyone who has grieved over a lost loved one could easily identify with this. Or alternatively hate it for its shallowness. I did appreciate the honesty, and loved the character of the Grandma... too bad she died just as the book started because she was much more interesting then our "protagonist". Although I guess that is probably the point. Oh, and one spelling error jolted me right out the story.



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Review: The Book Thief


The Book ThiefThe Book Thief by Markus Zusak

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


This book was written from Death's point of view, a narrative style annoyingly affected, condescending, even pretentious in places. Unfortunately, Death comes across as facetious, flippant, and without dignity, which for me spoiled what should have been a very moving story. Death as an entity would have been around since the dawn of time so in my opinion should have been a much more complex figure with incredible observations on human nature and the history of man to impart to us, the reader. Instead we get flippant remarks such as "oh, you want to know what happens do you?", and continual reference to the colours of everything. Things which Death thought were important were bolded, centred, and placed within decorative parentheses of a sort, which broke up the flow of writing and served no purpose other then to remind you how annoying his voice was. Perhaps Death was meant to be an impartial observer, but for me it added nothing to the overall story. Basically I kept reading because I wanted to know what happens to the characters. And there were no surprises there either, because Death, or should I say the author, in his wisdom, told us the future in snatches here and there. So no surprises, which in turn should make the journey more interesting, right? (Romeo and Juliet anyone? Yes, we KNOW they die in the end, but if the story is well told do we still cry buckets every time? Yes.)



Perhaps Death used this way was meant to introduce new readers gently to the holocaust. Maybe if you've never read anything like this before, never read a book with an omniscient narrator, never

read about the holocaust, then you may have been moved. But there are many books out there written by people who were actually there, experiencing it. Diary of Anne Frank, and The Hiding Place by Corrie Ten Boom spring to mind, incredible stuff, moving, and well worth shedding tears over.



Poetic syntax is used in the Book Thief to within an inch of its life. We are used to hearing things in certain orders, and the effect of breaking with normal syntax is to draw attention to what is being said and the way it is said. This can be effective but I believe it

is overused to the point of alienating the reader. On the other hand some descriptions were laugh out loud and stuck in the head because they were so unusual, my favourite being "her teeth elbowed for room in her mouth”.



One more thing - the ending. How convenient was it to kill off practically the whole village and anyone attached to our poor protagonist in one fell swoop. Didn't know how to end it? Heck it's a war, they drop bombs! Bang, all done. Oh, she reunites with Max. Cut to end of her life and Death shows her the book she wrote that he has been carrying around all this time. So... did she marry Max? Come on, they had a big reunion and "fell to the floor", but that's all we see.



The mark of a good book, I said to my Mum the other day, is that you often don't notice how it is written, or more importantly find fault with how it is written. If no fault of any kind strikes you while reading, then it's a bloody good book. If it makes you stop and re-read a line because it was so brilliant, or sit and look out the window to process the prose, even better. Maybe I'm a hard task master, but this does not strike me as one of them.



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Friday, April 22, 2011

Review: Nightseer


NightseerNightseer by Laurell K. Hamilton

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


I waited a long time for Nightseer. It was a couple of years at least as I waited for someone, somewhere in public library land to see fit to introduce it to their collection. I pestered my own library's Inter-Library loan staff with intermittent requests for it. Laurell K. Hamilton was getting more and more popular for her Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series, surely someone in Western Australia will think her first ever book written worth adding to their collection? Okay, yes, the AB series have gradually devolved from decent paranormal mystery/adventure/romances into stories of massive paranormal interspecies orgies interspersed with pages devoted to the angst-ing of her “animals” - how they all feel about her and is she paying them enough personal attention - but still, there is some interest in her writing and needs must be met, surely!



Anyway, I was absolutely determined not to order or buy a copy unread or unseen as that goes against my book buying collection policy, which is as follows. Books to be bought must fall into one of the following categories, in no particular order;

1. Be a classic or collectors item.

2. Be a book I want my children to have access to in the family bookcase to read either now or when they get older.

3. Be so fantastic that I know I will want to read it more then once, or

4. Be the latest from a favourite author (which I actually will buy sight unseen.)



And (you can probably guess where I am going with this), Nightseer, originally written in 1992, unfortunately doesn't fit into any of those categories. There was a lot in this book, lots of ideas, lots of characters flitting in and out to add to the names one had to remember, important background information dumped suddenly and then onto the next confrontation. It kind of had an epic feel but it wasn't long enough. The action sequences, and there were lots of them, didn't really flow. Magics were inadequately explained. There were prophecies.. and then suddenly demons, devils, dragons, magical bottomless bum bags like a Mary Poppins carpet bag, witches, Princes from all sorts of exotic magical realms at this one magic school, and then the one student who was at odds with the leader of the realm. This leader in his wisdom okayed major destruction and carnage at the school all to get rid of our protagonist, but happily handing her over ALIVE to her mothers killer and arch-nemesis. A whole bunch of people died and there didn’t really appear to be a reason. There were bad guys everywhere and the links connecting them were tenuous at best. And then there was our protagonist, who was half-elf, half-demon, half-royal, half-lucky, prophetic, a sorcerer and an enchantress, could handle a sword, wore boys clothes in this medieval world (ooh la la!) fearless and of course attractive to all and anything half-male and to top it all off, pursued by a prince to be his consort. Did I mention she had a magic sword?



You know, there’s a saying going around to do with books and reading and I’m considering it is one I should begin to take the advice of. I do have a tendency to keep reading until the bitter end. It is this.



Life is too short to read bad books.





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Monday, April 11, 2011

Review: Fledgling


FledglingFledgling by Octavia E. Butler

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


Sadly there is no sequel to this fantastic take on vampires, as Octavia Butler passed on in 2006. This is truly a sad circumstance as this tale is absolutely bursting to the brim with "new" vampiric folklore, ideas and a storyline that is crying out for expansion, exploration and resolution. It is a little dry and somewhat academic in the telling, and there was the odd typo, but Fledgling<i/> makes up for it with sheer inventiveness and all round general fantastic-ness.



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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Review: Lips Touch: Three Times


Lips Touch: Three TimesLips Touch: Three Times by Laini Taylor

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


Three dark, earthy, fantastical, amazing short stories. I made the mistake of being so totally enthralled with the first story that I turned the pages and leapt right into the second. That was a mistake as one should pause to savour the first before jumping right into the second. So I made sure to let a few days go before starting Hatchling. That is an error I often make with short stories and the reason I don't often read them, I get so involved and they end too quickly for my liking.

Anyway, these three stories were just fabulously engrossing, funny, dark and vividly told, and particularly Goblin Fruit, so very real. Teenage girl talk..."mouth babies" ... you have to read it, I totally Lol'd. I think Goblin Fruit and Hatchling could easily be made into full length novels, and I would be first on the list to read them! Four stars from me, and I would add another half star for the vivid illustrations by Jim Di Bartolo. They were wonderfully titillating, they gave some hint of the story to come, and you found yourself drawn back to them throughout the stories as secrets and details were revealed.



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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Review: Thirteenth Child


Thirteenth Child (Frontier Magic, #1)Thirteenth Child by Patricia C. Wrede

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


Great concept, an alternative reality frontier America, with magic part of the ordinary every day. It follows the childhood of a supposedly unlucky thirteenth child, whose twin is the seventh son of a seventh son. Both children in their own way fated to be extraordinary and both live a life heavy with expectations forced on them from extended family and citizens. Their father, a professor of magic, moves the family from the city to a frontier town in order to give them a more a more ordinary upbringing.

Unfortunately the book reads very dry, like a list of occurrences while waiting to grow up. A fair bit of stuff happens, but apparently it is of no great import. Perhaps lacking in passion? Maybe because it is seen through the eyes of a child? This happened, then this happened. I will probably persevere with the series though because the story itself is quite unique and the world building of some fascination to me. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn't want to know more about Steam dragons and Columbian sphinxes, woolly rhinoceroses and spectral bears, dire wolves, saber cats, terror birds, and swarming weasels?



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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Review: Wondrous Strange


Wondrous Strange (Wondrous Strange, #1)Wondrous Strange by Lesley Livingston

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


Disappointingly twee. Very predictable. Fae not even nearly nasty enough, although descriptions and characters were quite nicely fleshed out. Altogether too clean and happy for my taste. Probably quite appropriate for the younger YA audience however.



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Monday, January 24, 2011

Review: His Majesty's Dragon


His Majesty's Dragon (Temeraire, #1)His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


Okay, so picture the Napoleonic War from a British Navy Captains POV; except there are dragons as the air force, and he becomes the captain of one by accident... which just happens to be a Chinese Celestial. An extremely rare, only-given-to-emperors Chinese Celestial. That is the interesting bit. It is all so very British and polite, and a little slow-moving. Not in a bad way, but in an ok-that's-enough-for-now-I'll-come-back-to-this-later kind of way. I'm fascinated enough by the dragons to want to keep reading the series.



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